My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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