God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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