I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Randomize
