Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
