I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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