He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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