His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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