Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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