My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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