I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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