hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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