Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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