next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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