I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Randomize
