Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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