people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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