Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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