with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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