Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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