Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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