Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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