We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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