Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
and she was petting her beer can
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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