there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
