Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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