well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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