Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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