Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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