Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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