My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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