Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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