the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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