so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
