I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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