i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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