69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
you're hired as official boob wrangler
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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