I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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