I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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