i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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