I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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