well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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