Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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