O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
what day is it and did you see me today?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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