I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I am one with the molecules
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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