Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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