Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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