You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
