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She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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