Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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