She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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