Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize