My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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