We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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